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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Online dating

So I'm online. Of course I am. I'm single. Here's the thing. Online dating is...well...difficult. I'm on an interracial website because I like the chocolate skinned brothers. Anywho, I was online today and I guy wanted to IM me. Perfect, I'm in. This guy who will be known as 12 incher....started talking to me with a hello and a howz the weather where you are. He told me he was 6'6 and 275. HELLO... tell me more hot stuff. Well in 4.9 seconds it went from how long have you dated black guys to I have a 12 inch schlong that's as wide as a Red Bull. OMG! I mean OMG! Really. I don't even know this dude's name and I'm getting the dimensions of his penis?!?! Welcome to dating of the 21st Century. Joy!

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